There are two kinds of people:
Those who take the toilet paper from the bottom side to the top side and those who do the opposite.
This picture will demonstrate the right (to me) way of rolling the paper. I will try to put as many pros and cons as the other has because not doing so would be childish and unfair.
But then again, who am I to talk about childish and unfair right?
Now that you got the point let's see what would be the right way of taking toilet paper.
Up->Down paper Pros :
1. It is easier to roll in order to take the paper.
2. This way is often the one displayed on the box's cover.
3. Up to Down can be really deep. What if it means that people decended from God or that people were Gods themselves but then they had a great fight over the TV controller and ended up destroying their powers which caused the end of their world which lead to the Big Bang which created the so called "universe" we live in today? Yup. That is deep.
4. I like this way of toilet paper so given the fact that, you know, I am AWESOME, you should be happy you have me as a supporter here.
Con:
1. You have to move your hand in a up-down sideway motion. This can be tiring if you are a senior or have amputated hands.
Down->Up/Straight paper Pros :
1. It is more fun to roll the paper in a straight line or an upward line.
2. You can make a sudden hand movement and cut the piece(s) of paper like a ninja while screaming something Asian likeYAO HEN.
3. You can go against the system by using this method because even the toilet paper's box shows the Up->Down paper. It is rumored that anarchists use this side of the paper.
4. It can have a spiritual meaning as well. After becoming gods and killing themselves etc, etc, they tried to go back to the heavens again. After many failed attempts, they managed to go one step farther, and one another some time later. Dude... This post became deeper than the Mariana Trench. By the way if you don't know what this is, Google it up(don't G+ it though, because G+ ain't good)
Con:
1. Let the "Police may catch you" statement aside. The true con is that if this metal or plastic or whatever thing they put the toilet paper on is too low or not near the toilet(why would they even do that? anyway) you may try too hard to reach it and eventually kill/hurt/cause-brain-damage-by-using-the-force yourself because accidents can happen at any given moment.
So that is it. Now let's calculate.
The one is like the serious big brother and the other is like the funny prankster younger brother. They cannot be compared this way because they are better in different leagues. But one is for sure... They do their job wiping up. Goodbye. Now leave. It is over.
Just Kidding. Although I like the Up->Down way better, now that I see both of them written, I must agree with the anarchists... PLOT TWIST right there. Aaaanyway. That is really the end now. You can leave. Bye. I wonder if anyone even scrolled that far. Even though it is not that far, really.
Those who take the toilet paper from the bottom side to the top side and those who do the opposite.
This picture will demonstrate the right (to me) way of rolling the paper. I will try to put as many pros and cons as the other has because not doing so would be childish and unfair.
But then again, who am I to talk about childish and unfair right?
Now that you got the point let's see what would be the right way of taking toilet paper.
Up->Down paper Pros :
1. It is easier to roll in order to take the paper.
2. This way is often the one displayed on the box's cover.
3. Up to Down can be really deep. What if it means that people decended from God or that people were Gods themselves but then they had a great fight over the TV controller and ended up destroying their powers which caused the end of their world which lead to the Big Bang which created the so called "universe" we live in today? Yup. That is deep.
4. I like this way of toilet paper so given the fact that, you know, I am AWESOME, you should be happy you have me as a supporter here.
Con:
1. You have to move your hand in a up-down sideway motion. This can be tiring if you are a senior or have amputated hands.
Down->Up/Straight paper Pros :
1. It is more fun to roll the paper in a straight line or an upward line.
2. You can make a sudden hand movement and cut the piece(s) of paper like a ninja while screaming something Asian likeYAO HEN.
3. You can go against the system by using this method because even the toilet paper's box shows the Up->Down paper. It is rumored that anarchists use this side of the paper.
4. It can have a spiritual meaning as well. After becoming gods and killing themselves etc, etc, they tried to go back to the heavens again. After many failed attempts, they managed to go one step farther, and one another some time later. Dude... This post became deeper than the Mariana Trench. By the way if you don't know what this is, Google it up(don't G+ it though, because G+ ain't good)
Con:
1. Let the "Police may catch you" statement aside. The true con is that if this metal or plastic or whatever thing they put the toilet paper on is too low or not near the toilet(why would they even do that? anyway) you may try too hard to reach it and eventually kill/hurt/cause-brain-damage-by-using-the-force yourself because accidents can happen at any given moment.
So that is it. Now let's calculate.
The one is like the serious big brother and the other is like the funny prankster younger brother. They cannot be compared this way because they are better in different leagues. But one is for sure... They do their job wiping up. Goodbye. Now leave. It is over.
Just Kidding. Although I like the Up->Down way better, now that I see both of them written, I must agree with the anarchists... PLOT TWIST right there. Aaaanyway. That is really the end now. You can leave. Bye. I wonder if anyone even scrolled that far. Even though it is not that far, really.
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