Hello guys!
So today I so a video on the now destroyed YouTube. It is pretty popular so most of you might have seen it already but I just HAD to talk about this video. Just thinking about how dumb the world isn't enough for me so I just had to publish a whole post about it. For those who haven't watched the video, here it is:
Ok, I am warning you, I will most likely cover the whole video so you might as well not watch the video because enough brain cells are destroyed just by sitting in front of a screen for hours, this will deliver the final blow and you may turn retard after watching this. WATCH AT OWN RISK!
So, let's go.
This blondie here talks about a Tweet she sent asking if dogs have brains. She describes it as a serious debate. Let the introduction aside, she says that dogs are humans, i mea....oh, no, sorry they are not humans, they are mammals..
She continues her speech by stating the uknown to public media fact that dogs can't talk. But.. The dog in MIB could talk! My whole life is a lie. Moving on, she says that they can't talk so they have no brain. They walk if you tell them to walk, just like her computer can turn off. It is not like it has a brain or anything, right?
Then she starts asking some very deep questions that even made Homer and Socrates think hard and eventually give up.
Left: Socrates's answer to the question.
Right: A picture of Homer
Here are the questions:
1. A living thing with a brain can talk so why don't dogs talk?
2. Are dogs creatures of god? Because they are scary.
The woman also stated that she is so terridfied of dogs that she may even change pavement in order to avoid those blood predators. This woman also swallows her pride and admits getting attacked by this devilish creature 5 times.
3. Are dogs from this earth?
Also back to question 1. Why would they attack us if they have no reason to? Her mom was astonished and called the police who came to stop this satanic demon.
4. Here is the plot twist. What if dogs had free will all this time and they were just murderers? That means they have a brain. All this was planned by satan. It was him the whole time!
After these 4 brain teaser questions, she asks us to consider this carefully and help her.
Now, here is what I really think:
What the fuck. I will go straight to the questions she asked cause they sum it all up.
1. Well, there is this thing called brain capabilities... Why does a dog bark? Because it communicates by barking. There is almost no other living creature (on earth at least) that can talk like humans do. That is because they don't have the same vocal chords and the same .. well, brain capabilities.
2. So, you love Jesus. You call dogs "part of the animal kingdom" but they are not creatures of God because, you know, you are scared of them. Yes, Jesus accepted a whore if she admitted that she had sinned and would do anything to pay for her sins but you have to get baptized with 50 litres of holy water to be considered religious.
3,4. No. They truth is they are from the Moon and they didn't exist until man stepped foot on the moon. The truth is NASA had special aircrafts deginged to travel to space since 1850 and some people say they even reached the sun and set it on fire. That is why all pictures before 1900something were black and white.Also, that explains why a dog was sent to the moon on a mission but never came back. Humans obviously abducted the dog from its family and after years of negotiations with the moon dogs, they decided to sent the missing child back home. After a while, mankind regretted this decision and decided to go and annihilate all of the space dogs, leaving no survivors. The Russians wanted to stop the Americans because they thought that they would go to space for the first time but little did they know. After a while, the Americans, pretending to know nothing of space, created the Death Star and launched it at night when no one could see it go up and they completely destroyed the moon which was the size of Ur Anus at that time. After that a new era had started since humanity's biggest threat was now gone. But no. There were survivors. Some dogs were still alive back there. Yes. It is true. Despair. Every dog felt it. So they had nothing left to win by living anymore. But they had nothing to lose either. When they Americans revisited the moon, dogs, riding on huge machines known as Dogangellions created by the company DOGRV, killed all humans on this mission. Then using their disguise skills, they went back to earth as humans. After that day... The austronauts went missing. That is because the ones who returned weren't humans... but dogs. Then, they reproduced and reproduced and reproduced. Now, dogs are trying to take over Earth once again and they absolutely won't stop until they kill us all. So yes, they have free will as well. It was all planned. Our deaths. Were planned.
tl;dr : Dogs are from space, think twice before raising one as a pet.
That is the end of my comment here. Now, let's get a bit realistic shall we?
Let me tell you that by the way... I think this is an obvious troll (no shit). I concluded that by the part where...she talks. Come on, the whole video looks so fake. A BLONDE talking about her curiosity on whether DOGS have BRAINS or not while showing her huge boobs on screen and taking this seriously. What did you think? She went like "Oh, this is the 4534 take for this video... I guess I have no other choice. My boobs are showing but I am too tired for another take". NO. That is not it. She probably thought "LOL, I am gonna get so much attention". Yes, I just gave her enough attention for 1 day but I had to because even if it's hard to believe this video is real, there can be a truth behind is as well. I concluded that because... We are in the 21st century and "swag" has became a big thing. But if she really is a troll, I congratulate her for she has made me laugh.
I guess you are all like :
Yes, I know, I can't believe that she is not a troll after all this. But somewhere deep down in my heart. My faith in humanity... Is still there. A flame, ready to spread to me, and everyone around me. The faith in humanity. LOLJK MI HAZ NO FATHE.
That's it for now I guess. Till next time.
So today I so a video on the now destroyed YouTube. It is pretty popular so most of you might have seen it already but I just HAD to talk about this video. Just thinking about how dumb the world isn't enough for me so I just had to publish a whole post about it. For those who haven't watched the video, here it is:
- A typical sophisticated lady that loves Jesus.
So, let's go.
This blondie here talks about a Tweet she sent asking if dogs have brains. She describes it as a serious debate. Let the introduction aside, she says that dogs are humans, i mea....oh, no, sorry they are not humans, they are mammals..
Then she starts asking some very deep questions that even made Homer and Socrates think hard and eventually give up.
Left: Socrates's answer to the question.
Right: A picture of Homer
Here are the questions:
1. A living thing with a brain can talk so why don't dogs talk?
2. Are dogs creatures of god? Because they are scary.
The woman also stated that she is so terridfied of dogs that she may even change pavement in order to avoid those blood predators. This woman also swallows her pride and admits getting attacked by this devilish creature 5 times.
3. Are dogs from this earth?
Also back to question 1. Why would they attack us if they have no reason to? Her mom was astonished and called the police who came to stop this satanic demon.
4. Here is the plot twist. What if dogs had free will all this time and they were just murderers? That means they have a brain. All this was planned by satan. It was him the whole time!
After these 4 brain teaser questions, she asks us to consider this carefully and help her.
Now, here is what I really think:
What the fuck. I will go straight to the questions she asked cause they sum it all up.
1. Well, there is this thing called brain capabilities... Why does a dog bark? Because it communicates by barking. There is almost no other living creature (on earth at least) that can talk like humans do. That is because they don't have the same vocal chords and the same .. well, brain capabilities.
2. So, you love Jesus. You call dogs "part of the animal kingdom" but they are not creatures of God because, you know, you are scared of them. Yes, Jesus accepted a whore if she admitted that she had sinned and would do anything to pay for her sins but you have to get baptized with 50 litres of holy water to be considered religious.
3,4. No. They truth is they are from the Moon and they didn't exist until man stepped foot on the moon. The truth is NASA had special aircrafts deginged to travel to space since 1850 and some people say they even reached the sun and set it on fire. That is why all pictures before 1900something were black and white.Also, that explains why a dog was sent to the moon on a mission but never came back. Humans obviously abducted the dog from its family and after years of negotiations with the moon dogs, they decided to sent the missing child back home. After a while, mankind regretted this decision and decided to go and annihilate all of the space dogs, leaving no survivors. The Russians wanted to stop the Americans because they thought that they would go to space for the first time but little did they know. After a while, the Americans, pretending to know nothing of space, created the Death Star and launched it at night when no one could see it go up and they completely destroyed the moon which was the size of Ur Anus at that time. After that a new era had started since humanity's biggest threat was now gone. But no. There were survivors. Some dogs were still alive back there. Yes. It is true. Despair. Every dog felt it. So they had nothing left to win by living anymore. But they had nothing to lose either. When they Americans revisited the moon, dogs, riding on huge machines known as Dogangellions created by the company DOGRV, killed all humans on this mission. Then using their disguise skills, they went back to earth as humans. After that day... The austronauts went missing. That is because the ones who returned weren't humans... but dogs. Then, they reproduced and reproduced and reproduced. Now, dogs are trying to take over Earth once again and they absolutely won't stop until they kill us all. So yes, they have free will as well. It was all planned. Our deaths. Were planned.
tl;dr : Dogs are from space, think twice before raising one as a pet.
That is the end of my comment here. Now, let's get a bit realistic shall we?
Let me tell you that by the way... I think this is an obvious troll (no shit). I concluded that by the part where...she talks. Come on, the whole video looks so fake. A BLONDE talking about her curiosity on whether DOGS have BRAINS or not while showing her huge boobs on screen and taking this seriously. What did you think? She went like "Oh, this is the 4534 take for this video... I guess I have no other choice. My boobs are showing but I am too tired for another take". NO. That is not it. She probably thought "LOL, I am gonna get so much attention". Yes, I just gave her enough attention for 1 day but I had to because even if it's hard to believe this video is real, there can be a truth behind is as well. I concluded that because... We are in the 21st century and "swag" has became a big thing. But if she really is a troll, I congratulate her for she has made me laugh.
I guess you are all like :
Yes, I know, I can't believe that she is not a troll after all this. But somewhere deep down in my heart. My faith in humanity... Is still there. A flame, ready to spread to me, and everyone around me. The faith in humanity. LOLJK MI HAZ NO FATHE.
That's it for now I guess. Till next time.
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